If I was a 30 something virgin...

[johnford]

I'd kill myself seriously!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What age are you?

 

[johnford]

24 but not a virgin!

 

[Mentalist]

But someone who finds it necessary to talk about not being a virgin all the time :roll:

Listen, mate. We don't give a fuck about your quaint litle life, you are boring and childish.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm 24 too and quite childish but you're MUCH MORE CHILDISH THAN ME. Try to remedy that.

 

[Mentalist]

I'm younger than you, both of you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

^And better.

 

[johnford]

I'm very childish thank you very much!

 

[johnford]

I plan on keeping it that way.

 

[Mentalist]

You don't have a choice.

 

[johnford]

Ya see my body grew but my brain didn't so I kind of can't help it!

 

[CaptainWacky]

My body didn't even grow.

 

[johnford]

My brain was the size of a pea 244 years ago when I was born and it's still a pea 24 years later!

 

[CaptainWacky]

MAYBE WE'RE LONG LOST TWINS.

 

[johnford]

Are you my siamese twin that was seperated at birth?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I do have a scar where my penis should be...