If I were StarguaRD

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It would be fun to repeatedly punch myself in the face really hard.

 

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Then I would blame it on midget aliens

 

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Then I would post a rofl smiley if you responded to it

 

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because then you'd be trolled, you know?

 

[Gagh]

If that ever happened, I'd withdraw all his money (assuming the brain still has an 'imprint' of all his PIN numbers on it), give it to a Hobo, then get a sex change at "Rusty-Joe's Backstreet Hack n' Slash Femme-Converters" close to where starguard lives, before returning back to my own bones.

 

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Then I would post a sensational one liner that suggested something deviant and evil, but was just a misunderstanding on the word.

 

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Then I would drink Drano, Breakfast of Champions.

 

[starguard]

ROFL

 

[starguard]

:shock: