If Jesus was a lion in the Narnia Universe, how come...

[CaptainWacky]

Santa was still a human? Shouldn't he have been a DUCK, or something?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I haven't seen the movie nor read the book in more than twenty years. Santa was in the book??

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes, in a blatant rip-off of the Galadriel gift giving scene from LOTR. (I can't remember if Narnia was written before or after LOTR.)

 

[Mentalist]

There are influences going both ways as C.S Lewis was Tolkiens best friend and visa versa. No doubt ideas of each got in both works.

 

[Buttons]

So where were the hot dwarven women?

 

[Omega Weapon]

OW does not care, and neither should you.

 

[Harkley]

Ω phallus, WHY ARENT YOU USING THE "Ω"?!!"$!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

he DOESN'T TYPE GREEK! MAYBE HE IS MINOMERD AND SHOULD BE ZETA WEAPON!

 

[Omega Weapon]

Ω DLA Guardian Ω​

 

[Omega Weapon]

BOW BEFORE OMEGA WEAPON

 

[Harkley]

LΩL

 

[Omega Weapon]

LOL!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

LΩL

ΩMG

 

[Omega Weapon]

 

[Buttons]

Everyone care about hot Dwarven women!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tolkien and Lewis were estranged in their later years, I don't think Tolkien liked Narnia.