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IF there was a carbon monoxide leak in my house......................................

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The cats would die first, RIGHT?
 
yes, and then you soon afterwards.
 
True, but if I noticed that the cats were dead, that would be a warning.
 
If you noticed it that is.
 
YES, IF.
 
Cats are smart, they'd get the hell out of there and let you die.
 
^Agreed. A cat is not Lassie; they don't fuck around.
Get a parakeet.
 
And the song "Cole Miner's Daughter" comes to mind.
 
Sissy Spacek was hot in that movie.
 
Good Lord, horny much?
 
WELL, AT LEAST I DIDN'T SAY TOMMY LEE JONES, WHICH IS WHAT I WAS THINKING!!
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Don'choo growl at me like that Dew, ya sound jus' like a big ol' baar.
 
I AM a big ol' bear. Who likes Honey. A Honey Bear, if you will.
 
Well, there seems to be a weird smell in the house, but CO is odourless so that's probably a good sign.
 
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