If they made a movie about my life:

[Big Dick McGee]

1. Tom Welling as "ME"
2. Elijah Wood as "10-YEAR-OLD ME"
3. Grace Park as "HOT ASIAN WIFE"
4. Sammo Hung as "MY SON"
5. Jessica Simpson as "Laker_Girl"
6. Cillian Murphy as "MENTALIST"
7. Shaft as "DAYSTROM"
8. A loaf of bread as "CAPTAIN WACKY"

LOL it'd make $10 at least!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Laker Girl is much better looking than Jessica Simpson.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I have to agree, but that's the celebrity she most remsembles in face and body.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about Kristin Bell?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Too short, not enough breastage.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It could be a reimaged LakerGirl.