If this thread reaches 500 posts, I will partially expose myself to all of TK.

[StringTheorist]

And by "partially", I mean no penis. I wish I was able to fully expose myself, but my parents know I'm visiting TK. And this could turn REALLY bad. But I hope that 10 times less posts required is a good enough compensation.

 

[Donovan]

And by "partially", I mean no penis...

Just by posting this you are at once braver and dumber than any TK poster.






Ever.


Counting NAP and Trigger.


Okay maybe not dumber than Luci.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

the partial and no penis sounds good. It's always so much sexier to leave a few things to the imagination. And a fine torso can be very arousing, too. Or well-shaped hands.

 

[Loktar]

And by "partially", I mean no penis. I wish I was able to fully expose myself, but my parents know I'm visiting TK. And this could turn REALLY bad. But I hope that 10 times less posts required is a good enough compensation.

Might as well not even bother.

*yawn*

Next volunteer!

 

[StringTheorist]

Okay, okay. What if I decide to completely expose myself at 1000 posts, after partially exposing myself at 500?

 

[Loktar]

*yawn*

 

[StringTheorist]

ehh... bump?

 

[Loktar]

*rolls over, goes back to sleep*

 

[ThatSunrise]

Why?

 

[The Call Of Nature]

because he currently has nobody to keep him awake, poor guy.

 

[Loktar]

because he currently has nobody to keep him awake, poor guy.

And because the alternative is to put a drill through my eye sockets to avoid reading ST's posts.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

there is such a thing as an ignore button on this board, you know. No need to damage your pretty eyes.
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/profile.php?do=ignorelist

 

[Loktar]

Yes, the ignore button would work if I wasn't so curious and/or paranoid to see what bullshit and stuff was being said about me. The eye drilling solves that problem.