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If you had to repopulate the planet.

Mentalist

Mentalist

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And Jade "samwise" Goody was the only female left alive would you just kill yourself?


Because I would.
 
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So, if I rise to power, and exterminate all life from the planet, save for Jade Goody, you and myself, you would..........

*Puts Kim Jong Il on speed-dial in anticipation* :D
 
Eh, she's not bad lookin', for a fattie. I'm guessing she has a personality that's WORSE than Paris Hilton's, yeah?
 
She came from nothing, gave nothing, and has returned to nothing.

She is a vacous bucket of non-existent spittle.

I would still put my sausage in her kebab flaps though if she was the only woman in the world. Only Ann Widdecombe could turn me gay.

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I'd repeatedly Batista Bomb Jade Goody to death rather than stick my cock in it.
 
I'd put her on a a good workout regimin, teach myself dentistry and plastic surgery and turn her into MY ULTIMATE WOMAN! :D
 
Don't destroy my dreams damnit!! :(

If it goes bad though, her face will become a scarred and deformed mask, twisted in my grotesque botched surgery job. Then I'd hit it, cause that'd be a step up from what she is now.

Ohhh! I'm so mean! :D
 
Imagine when you in the middle of fucking it, and you say something about the G-Spot, and she asks if its an acne cream.
 
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Excuse me, I gotta go barf a few billion times.


Actually no. I think I'd laugh then show her how a real man makes sweet sweet love.

OK, now I really do have to go barf. :(
 
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