I'll have what he's having

[Love Child]

So I just fell asleep to watching last night's episode of BILL HADER hosting SNL, and I had a dream about him, or with him, or whatever. OMG
OMG OMG OMG
I love Bill Hader.
Fuck.
So of course in my dream I am a waitress and he has just come to eat in the restaurant with a bar and he orders this drink and he requests that it be made like this, "I want a beer shaken, not stired uncomfortable"
And when I look at him and say, "Uncomfortable" in a monotone sort of voice, he and I at the same time say, "Like you want the bartender wearing a pink energizer bunny outfit while pouring it?"

 

[Love Child]

I seriously feel a little bit high right now. Or drunk, or hung over, I'm not sure which.

Also we totally kissed, but I should leave that part out since I know he is married and he has kids and I think he even mentioned them in his monologue, whatever, I am sure they are totally cute and awesome and he has been married since 2006

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yes of course it’s best to check these things on Wikipedia just to be absolutely sure.

 

[Mirah]

Wait! You mean it's not true?!?! Just kidding, I looked that info up a long time ago.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Personal life
In 2006, Hader married writer-director Maggie Carey. They have three daughters together: Hannah Kathryn, born October 6, 2009, Harper, born July 28, 2012, and Hayley Clementine, born November 15, 2014.

In November 2017, it was announced that Hader and Carey were seeking a divorce.

YOU HAVE A SHOT!

 

[Love Child]

WHAT?!?!?!??!?! OMG
OMG OMG OMG

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I always thought of all the 2000-era SNL guys, he might be the gay one. But apparently not.

 

[headvoid]

All of us are secretly gay. (That's true isn't it?)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Especially Chuck Norris.

 

[Love Child]

I'm sick of all these bitches who are like, "OMG I've just discovered Bill Hader is soooooo cute!" Or "Soooooo handsome!" OR whatever they are saying. Fuck you bitches! I've known he's cute and funny for years! Just because you were stuck on your sand beach guys or some unfunny handsome fella that wouldn't even buy you a soda at the soda fountain.
Woa, I went totally judgemental there.
Uh yeah

So Bill Hader is totally cute and funny and I watched the Stefan skit a million times and now I am trying to re-inact it.

I need help
no I don't
I'm fine
What are you looking at?!

 

[Love Child]

If TK were a night club, what would it be called?
It has everything!

 

[Love Child]

WAIT
SETH MEYERS HAS HIS OWN SHOW NOW TOO?!?!???!?!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Someone made a TK Sims house complete with nightclub. I wish I knew where those pics/vids were...

Bill Hader has pretty lashes BUT he also has a unibrow so I don't know what to do.

 

[Love Child]

Yeah, I might have to request he dress up as a character or something. It would be so confusing to just be talking to Bill and not Stefan or someone else.
Here he is talking about Californians. I'm not going to explain any further! Click to see what happens next!

 

[Love Child]

Oh-and the TK night club thing.....I may be able to find some of those, but I also may have finally deleted all of it too. I remember that. It was mostly sexual fantasy, orgy, none of the drama, some back room card playing maybe.