I'm a cupcake.

[Tempest]

So it says.

 

[FBI parte due]

Why must you try to entrap us in your HORRIBLE WEB OF LIES?

 

[Tempest]

Au contraire!

But there it says, ever so neat and formal under my name, for all to see. To be laughed at, to cutify me for evermore. Must I not make note of it, must I not try and educate the world to the cutsiness that I must exude to be befitting of my title?!

 

[FBI parte due]

How does Bob Dole know you aren't a faker?

 

[Tempest]

I can live with it if he chooses to think that.

 

[FBI parte due]

Bob Dole doesn't like that.

You have awoken a great anger in the depths of Bob Dole's soul.

 

[Tempest]

I will meet Bob on the chalk drawn battlefields. We will fight in tin-foil nappies. The winner?


There are no winners.

 

[FBI parte due]

ONE MAN ENTERS - TWO MEN LEAVE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't believe it.

 

[Tempest]

Neither can I. The cheek of Bob Dole is unsurpassed.

 

[Tempest]

Wow, nice avatar Captainwacky.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MANDILIST made it for me.

 

[Tempest]

I don't know who that is either


Is there a FAQ I could read?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes. It's locatated IN YU WANKER'S PANTS.

 

[Ishcabittle]

MANDILIST made it for me.

That guy can fuckin' rock the mandolin like nobody's business.

 

[Dr Dave]

What kind of cupcake are you ?

 

[EnglishRose]

can I eat you?

 

[Dr Dave]

it would depnd on what he is fill with

 

[EnglishRose]

I'm not fussy - cake is cake

 

[Dr Dave]

What if its filled with some type of poison ?