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I'm at work right now.

Hey, Saw buddy, not too tied to your job tonight are ya?


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I've got a rare moment here at work, sitting in the apple store, letting my customer wait a few minutes before I head back to their house.

Let 'im wait. If you don't know how to run your own computer, then why did you buy one? Wouldn't you want to learn how to work it yourself, instead of paying me to do that for you?
 
When this message reaches you Eggs. I will be long dead, the ages of civilization would of crumbled and risen and crumbled again.

Just remember the sound of the mating call used by what will probably be super bionic monkeys from the future:


AAAIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiEEEE!! KKKCCCCCChhhhhhTT!! BZZZzMmmmmmaAAAAAACCCCKKKK!K!!! AAAOAOoaoaoaoooIIIIOOOO!!!!!!




Be careful with that modem, brotha!
 
I'm grateful for my job, but I just don't understand some people's desire to be as disassociated with their computer... "Just make it work, and fix it when it's broken, I can't be bothered..."
 
DONT TAKE IT OUT ON EGGSY!!!! ITS NOT HIS FAULT!!!

SOME MAYO FROM HIS FACE SHORTED OUT HIS CABLE!!!

and i will have saw II in 20 mins... but will wait for the rest of mah buddies to get it before watching ;)
 
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