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Im drunk..

Shy

Shy

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Just wanted to share :D

This place is way to damn funny when your drunk... being drunk for me though is like being stoned for some people... alcohol makes life fuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn.......!!!!!!!!!
 
And I think I speak for most of the straight men here, when I say that I wish I were there to share it with you. :bigass:
 
LMFAO!!!!!! I spent my night partying at work with a bunch of lesbians... and some fuckin hot men who just happend to join the party! It was such a good night... I got drunk and got paid to do it... god I love my job sometimes... now im horny... I think I should get my vibe out and masturbate to Lucys picture *giggles*
 
^^ Bite me bitch!
 
You have to squeeze the base on the upstroke, Czech.
 
ROFL....

Ok I have no reply to that :P
 
*beats spellcheck over the head with a dildo*
 
SC, I want to teach you a lesson in life.

Don't fuck with the naked, drunk, horny babe. You'll get a lot farther in life. :bigass:
 
ROFL!!!!!! Rommie wanna fuck? ;)
 
RommieSG said:
SC, I want to teach you a lesson in life.

Don't fuck with the naked, drunk, horny babe. You'll get a lot farther in life. :bigass:
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What he said.
 
Shy said:
ROFL!!!!!! Rommie wanna fuck? ;)
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Now I'm definitely not getting to sleep tonight! :smooch:
 
see insomnia DOES suck :bigass:
 
jack said:
see insomnia DOES suck :bigass:
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Not yet it doesn't. ;)
 
I'm still up.

Sleeping pills?Yeah sleeping pills!
 
Oh so now you are all really careful now, aren't you?

Aren't you?

Fuck, I got nothing.
 
SpellCheck said:
Oh so now you are all really careful now, aren't you?

Aren't you?

Fuck, I got nothing.
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Unfortunately, you'll be hard pressed to find something on me.

That is, unless I'm totally exhausted, which I am right now.

But you know I'm just looking out for you.

You'll get your booty call someday. ;)
 
LMFAO!!!!!!! Poor spellcheck :P
 
Bitw my ass likie a cherry biotch!
 
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