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I'm going to bed

I'm gonna watch WLIIA. I don't have it in me to post here on my own with a bunch of retard duals.
 
According to Horsey's Celebrity Nude site (the foremost authority on celluloid wangage), Val Kilmer had an ass shot in The Doors, and a somewhat beefier ass shot in Wonderland.

But no peckerino to speak of.
 
BlazerBoy said:
He was once Bruce Wayne. Size matters. :D
So was Michael Keaton. Who is about 4' 11". If he had a huge wang he wouldn't be able to walk.

"YOU WANNA GET NUTS! OK! LET'S GET--AUGGGGH!!!!" (trips on his schlong and is shot in the head instead of the chest by the Joker)
 
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