I'm Going To Church Tomorrow.

[Mirah]

It should be fun.

 

[Dual]

k

 

[Mirah]

I will tell you all about it when I get back. The sermon will be about Mercy.

 

[Falconarg]

 

[Dark Pickle]

I would burst in flames if I set foot in a church

 

[Loktar]

I would burst in flames if I set foot in a church

I told you not to stand so close to the candles while wearing your gasoline soaked suit.

 

[Dark Pickle]

You were wise, I should have listened.

 

[Mirah]

I'm in church right now. It is fun!

 

[Mirah]

Do you think God will forgive me for my sins?

 

[Marquis De Sade]

What are you wearing ?

 

[Loktar]

Do you think God will forgive me for my sins?

Do you think he'll forgive me for my impure thoughts?

 

[Mirah]

Well I was in church. But then they wanted me to register to watch the rest of the Live program. I registered, and I still can't watch. Do you think if I pray hard enough it will come back?

 

[Mirah]

Do you think he'll forgive me for my impure thoughts?

Yes.

Also, it said invite a friend, now I can't. This sucks. Do you think if I pray, God will send food for me and my cat this week? Will He Really Provide for me? Or just "Spiritualy?"! Someone Tell Me!

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I put on my robe and my wizard hat.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I enter the Church, shivering. It's empty. I spot a shadow lurking behind the confessional.

 

[Love Child]

Tell Me More.

 

[Loktar]

I enter the Church, shivering. It's empty. I spot a shadow lurking behind the confessional.

I duck down, adjust my priestly collar and grab my robes. Have I been spotted? I wonder. Did they see me molesting that altar boy?. I quickly and quietly dress and stay still.

 

[Dual]

This is getting hot.

 

[Dark Pickle]

ROCK ME SEXY JESUS!

 

[Loktar]

POPE POWERS ACTIVATE!