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geedis

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And defiantly not a Cranky (dick swallowing) Bastard. Tell me what the fuck does pawned mean? Does it matter?

I’m pretty sure I’ve pawned somebody, some where here at Troll Kingdom. Gagh damn!
 
Chuck says "RAW RAW RAW! THAT'S THE SPIRIT!! GIVE EM HELL GEEDIS!"

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geedis said:
what the fuck does pawned mean? Does it matter?

I’m pretty sure I’ve pawned somebody, some where here at Troll Kingdom. Gagh damn!
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I Believe You Mean PRAWNED, Fish-Man.
 
You shouldn't talk about what your mom and you do behind closed doors, but since you're being retarded, I'll explain. Even though my wife and I have been married for almost thirty years (monogamously too I might add) one of our favorite things to do is neck while we watch some goofy chick flick. If I'm willing to watch it, I get kissed through most of it.

That's what I meant by "my wife smears hers on me quite nicely".

Speaking of your mom, how is she, by the way?
 
jack said:
You shouldn't talk about what your mom and you do behind closed doors, but since you're being retarded, I'll explain. Even though my wife and I have been married for almost thirty years (monogamously too I might add) one of our favorite things to do is neck while we watch some goofy chick flick. If I'm willing to watch it, I get kissed through most of it.

That's what I meant by "my wife smears hers on me quite nicely".

Speaking of your mom, how is she, by the way?
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You stay the fuck away from my Mother. THis one's going to the Assistant DA too.

Sure, I believe your wife doesn't strap it on and fuck you in the pooper. No need to convince me otherwise with details of your connubial bliss.
 
jack said:
Speaking of your mom, how is she, by the way?
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The chemo has really taken away her appetite. She weighs maybe 85 pounds now. The worst part is that she's too weak to go to the bathroom and I have to help her wipe.
 
I'm just trying to help you out. Having to wipe an incontinent old ladys ass whenever she shits just sucks.

Especially chemo shit. Yucky!
 
geedis said:
And defiantly not a Cranky (dick swallowing) Bastard. Tell me what the fuck does pawned mean? Does it matter?

I’m pretty sure I’ve pawned somebody, some where here at Troll Kingdom. Gagh damn!
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How can putting me on ignore consist as 'pwnage' (which you can't even fucking spell)?
 
jack said:
You shouldn't talk about what your mom and you do behind closed doors, but since you're being retarded, I'll explain. Even though my wife and I have been married for almost thirty years (monogamously too I might add) one of our favorite things to do is neck while we watch some goofy chick flick. If I'm willing to watch it, I get kissed through most of it.

That's what I meant by "my wife smears hers on me quite nicely".
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Wisdom's interpretation was slightly less revolting.
 
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