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I'm SO fucking bored and depressed

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I was even thinking of spamming TrekBBS, Mine Field style, just for something to do, and finally getting banned. But then I saw that Bonz unbanned StarMan and thought "MAYBE THEY'rE NOT SO BAD" not that I was even going to do anything harmful or anything FUCKING HELL I HATE MYSELF
 
CaptainWacky needs a girlfriend. I might be able to pull it off, but the wardrobe changes is going to be hell. :D
 
Doesn't Egg's QOTW make you giggle?
OK, it's creepy when men giggle; how bout a smile, albeit a one-sided grin?

I was gonna go out to a music jam, but they're calling for another snow squall (what if it answered them?) so I instead tonight I've started reading The Real History Behind the Da Vinci Code.
I'll let you know if it's a crock or not.
 
I watched a documentary about the Da Vinci Code with Tony Robinson. He "shockingly" revealed that it's just a fiction book.
 
Boy was it ever.
But she(the author) is taking the points bit by bit - showing that historically, none of the Dragoberts was ever in exile, etc, etc.

Some of the things in the fictional book were described in greater detail or debunked. Not always debunked, though, to be fair. I like ancient history so I'm enjoying it; and she makes jokes here and there....but...
It's pretty geeky stuff to be sure.
 
curiousa2z said:
BB, what are your legs like?
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I don't have very masculine legs, if thats what you mean. I have skinny little hairless toothpicks. I have a very light frame in general.
 
SAVE TEH EWOKS!

OTHERWIES CAPN KIRK AND SPCK AND EVERYONE WILL NEED TO COME BACK TO 1987 TO GET AN EWOK TO TELL THIS ALIEN SPACESHIPY-THINGY TO QUIT KILLING THE EARF. BECAUSE EWOK SONGS ARE THE LANGUAGE OF SPACE. AND ALSO, EVEN THOUGH THE FEDERATION MEATS ALIENS AOLL THE TIME THEY CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO TALK TO THESE ONES FOR SOME REASON.
 
SBV said:
SAVE TEH EWOKS!

OTHERWIES CAPN KIRK AND SPCK AND EVERYONE WILL NEED TO COME BACK TO 1987 TO GET AN EWOK TO TELL THIS ALIEN SPACESHIPY-THINGY TO QUIT KILLING THE EARF. BECAUSE EWOK SONGS ARE THE LANGUAGE OF SPACE. AND ALSO, EVEN THOUGH THE FEDERATION MEATS ALIENS AOLL THE TIME THEY CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO TALK TO THESE ONES FOR SOME REASON.
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There. That's settled, then!
 
I will need to consult my old manuals.

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