I'm So Terribly Pathetic

[Dual]

I can't even fucking handle English 101. The moment I step out of my forte, the humanities, I ruin everything. I can't even write a single paper without drifting into dense history when the paper was supposed to be about the English language in the first place. This is fucking awful.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Don’t feel too bad! I’m an English guy, and I once got a D in that class!

Of course, my Prof was a douche, and I had a newborn at the time…

 

[Dual]

Don’t feel too bad! I’m an English guy, and I once got a D in that class!

Of course, my Prof was a douche, and I had a newborn at the time…

<3

My first instinct was to off myself (I'm obviously a very mentally healthy individual...) but I think I'll just go and drink myself into a stupor with some cheap tequila.

 

[Dark Pickle]

<3

My first instinct was to off myself (I'm obviously a very mentally healthy individual...) but I think I'll just go and drink myself into a stupor with some cheap tequila.

That would be for the best.

 

[Kitty]

English 101 is pie. Just keep all your papers short and sweet. Worry more about gramerical errors and proper syntax.

 

[Dual]

In an academic setting, my grammar and syntax are usually impeccable. I'm fucking up on this because I wrote an eight page paper on the history of the English language rather than the language itself.

 

[RavenBlackheart]

You should suicide.

 

[Dual]

I know, right? It'll probably happen sooner or later; from alcohol poisoning if nothing else.

 

[SuN]

Ur not pathetic dual, ur cute

Conchaga:You sound like my loser rommate.

zomg i thought u were married! LOL not a flat sharing, zz top, single bong head! kek

 

[Conchaga]

Married? Where'd you get that nonsense?

I've stated on several occasions that I share an apartment with another guy.

 

[SuN]

K, i thought i remembered something about a 'wife', perhaps jst a figure of speech
Ya funneh little bong head, u remind me of a dwarf, a snow white ganja dwarf
kekekekeke

 

[Conchaga]

 

[Loktar]

Married? Where'd you get that nonsense?

I've stated on several occasions that I share an apartment with another guy.

Plus I seem to remember you mentioning a hot girlfriend.

 

[Kitty]

Spoiler

Nasty. That barbarian needs a shave.

 

[Conchaga]

Plus I seem to remember you mentioning a hot girlfriend.

Hot redheaded girlfriend.

 

[Dark Pickle]

There's not enough karma in the world, man...SRSLY