I'M SPAMMING THE MINE FIELD ON CHRISTMAS DAY

[CaptainWacky]

HO HO HO
I'M A BAD MOFO

 

[CaptainWacky]

home alonemakes nos enses

the police wouldn't just chekc ones and not again if there wa sa kid home alone

 

[CaptainWacky]

also realisti8cally the burglars would have kileld him (and possibly buggered him!?)

 

[CaptainWacky]

i'm going to go and wathd doctor whore

 

[CaptainWacky]

i'm drunkhf

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish I got this for Chrismtas

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

AWW, KEVIN MISSES HIS FAMILY NOW

 

[CaptainWacky]

I love John Candy though.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The eternal plot hole: The phone lines are down SO HOW WAS KEVIN ABLE TO ORDER A PIZZA DELIVERED?

If I had a brother like Buzz I'd probably chloroform him in his sleep.

Also, Kevin managed to clean up the entire house and remove all evidence of his traps and moving people and zipline before going to bed on Xmas Eve? Did he power wash the steps too? HE IS A GOOD KID.

 

[CaptainWacky]

the true meaening o christmas

 

[CaptainWacky]

The eternal plot hole: The phone lines are down SO HOW WAS KEVIN ABLE TO ORDER A PIZZA DELIVERED?

His dad had a secret line installed to call the MAFIA PIZZA COMPANY because he was aMOB LAWYER omg 2008 fan theory.

 

[Dr Dave]