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I'M THE KING OF THE TROLLS!!!!

I have two job interviews and a Stowe Area Association meeting to launch my website this morning, and I'm putting up a couple of grand in art and comics and toys on eBay this afternoon so I don't have much time to debate the merits of your statement.
 
Lawrence Connor said:
YEAH!! THAT'S RIGHT! YESSIR!

I AM THE KING OF THE TROLLS!

AND THIS IS MY TROLL KINGDOM!

Bring it on Trolls! Show us what you got!

Thats nice dear...... isn't it nice we're having weather?

;)
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WHAT'S RIGHT IS RIGHT!

<girl_with_the_curl> i agree with you the mirror (British shitty tabloid) is crap...but its there paper don't need to insult them
<indie_boy_84> oh come on darling
<indie_boy_84> fuck them, if they're idiots let them know it ;) hehehe
<girl_with_the_curl> Just because there from a different class doesn't mean you need to look down on it
<indie_boy_84> yeah you do
<indie_boy_84> because it's a newspaper that preaches bullshit
<girl_with_the_curl> Its there choice to read it - so by looking down on the newspaper your looking down on them
<girl_with_the_curl> what do you read anyway?
<indie_boy_84> hang on
<indie_boy_84> you think newspapers can use the tactic 'look down on me, and you look down on our readership'?
<indie_boy_84> that just gives people like Ruport Murdoch the right to print lies and filth
<indie_boy_84> and get away with it
<indie_boy_84> don't you think?
<girl_with_the_curl> didn't ask for an argument - was just expression my opinion
<girl_with_the_curl> no wonder you can't get girls your age - your not a snob your just arrogant
<indie_boy_84> to be honst, i don't like young people
<indie_boy_84> i find you all tedious and mediocre
<girl_with_the_curl> expressing my opinion and telling you to have some respect
<girl_with_the_curl> Your hardly old yourself
<indie_boy_84> yeah but to be honest girl with the curl, you're just defending people because you feel compelled to
<indie_boy_84> not because you know that they're right
<girl_with_the_curl> and not all young people are shallow dumb unintellectual arseholes
<indie_boy_84> deep down, you know we cannot promote the stupid
<indie_boy_84> but must always promote what's right
<girl_with_the_curl> who defines whats right and wrong?
<indie_boy_84> listen, if you don't want me to think that young people are unintellectual arseholes stop expecting me to not criticize a newspaper because of it's readership
<indie_boy_84> people who have done the research, people who get the job, people who've gone to university...
<indie_boy_84> people with experience with the world
<indie_boy_84> people with intelligence
<indie_boy_84> people with a conscience
<indie_boy_84> they define what's right and wrong
<indie_boy_84> it's so simple
<indie_boy_84> and this idea 'what's right and wrong?'
<indie_boy_84> that's simple, child-like philosophy
<indie_boy_84> and you don't even know where the argument 'what's right and wrong?' comes from
<indie_boy_84> so you aren't even qualified to use sentences like that
<indie_boy_84> sorry to say
<girl_with_the_curl> Im going to university (and a bloody good one) I'm going to get a job and do research...im still going to be the same person at the end of that! So I should be able to dictate what is right and wrong too.
<indie_boy_84> exactly
<indie_boy_84> so start doing it
<girl_with_the_curl> and you can't tell me what im qualified to say and not to say!
<indie_boy_84> stop being so fucking wishy-washy, expecting us to accept every viewpoint
<indie_boy_84> we can't accept every viewpoint
<indie_boy_84> or every standard
<girl_with_the_curl> people like you should be shot
<indie_boy_84> we have to start developing standards
<indie_boy_84> no, people like you should be shot
<indie_boy_84> put against the wall
<indie_boy_84> after we've raped you, of course
<indie_boy_84> and stuck our dicks in your pussies
<indie_boy_84> which we'll make drip red with the blood that we extract from your bodies
<indie_boy_84> ooooh... where did that come from...
<indie_boy_84> ... you have to excuse me, I'm a psychopath...
 
<girl_with_the_curl> ure going to regret saying that
<indie_boy_84> OH YEAH?
<indie_boy_84> you're the one who advocated I should be shot
<indie_boy_84> that's murder
<indie_boy_84> murder is worse than rape
<indie_boy_84> so technically, you're going to regret it
<girl_with_the_curl> i know what it is
<indie_boy_84> then what's your point, child?
<girl_with_the_curl> so your going to come and murder me?
<indie_boy_84> no, you said that I should be shot
<indie_boy_84> I'll rape you in the pussy before I let you kill me
<indie_boy_84> I swear to god
<indie_boy_84> if you try and murder me, I'll get such a raging boner that I'll be forced to stick it in your bloody vagina
<indie_boy_84> got it?
<girl_with_the_curl> got what?
<indie_boy_84> got what I'm saying?
<indie_boy_84> that if you try and murder me
<indie_boy_84> I'll get my dick in your pussy
<indie_boy_84> I swear by allah himself
<indie_boy_84> oh, btw... there's going to be a bomb on the London underground today... but no one's going to believe you!!! ;)
 
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This is a game of King of the Hill? Bah.
*Gets a bulldozer* The hill's in the way of the Interstate I'm building.
 
Lawrence Connor said:
YEAH!! THAT'S RIGHT! YESSIR!

I AM THE KING OF THE TROLLS!

AND THIS IS MY TROLL KINGDOM!

Bring it on Trolls! Show us what you got!


Hello.
 
I had anal sex with Michelle recently backstage at a FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD cover band show.

I hate to kiss and tell but...

I must say when I finally withdrew my manly thick unprotected member from her insanely tight but overlubricated asshole,
there was an undigested onion ring stuck around my shaft shaft just below the head of my cock.
When she saw it I was surprised to find out how uninhibited Michelle when encouragement , an audience ,and a hat full of large bills inspire her.

She slowly ate the onion ring and gave me the best head ever while cheers filled the small bathroom where mICHELLE'S FIRST
meth buttrocket STARTED THE PARTY.

She may be a troll of sorts but she
is certainly THE KING of the ONION RING THING in my book!
 
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