Imagine you woke up and you were Natalie Portman!

[Dual]

Well?

 

[whisky]

Would this be a temporary or perminent condition?

 

[Dual]

Permanent.

 

[Mentalist]

Thank God then have a wank?

 

[Dual]

You don't have a penis anymore LOLOL!

 

[Mentalist]

That doesn't stop one from masturbating. OR SO I'VE HEARD.

 

[Dual]

You do raise a good point, of course.

BUT NOW YOU HAVE ESTROGEN AND YOU'LL BE ATTRACTED TO HAYDEN CHRISTENSON AND WISH YOU WERE HIM!

 

[whisky]

If she was really attracted to Hayden, wouldnt they have had actual screen chemistry together?

 

[Dual]

No.

 

[Yub]

I would be such a hollywood slut! Plus I'd be nonstop playin' with the boobies.

 

[whisky]

I dont think my wife would be keen

 

[Mentalist]

I'd beg for a part on the new Trek movie then leak the script on TBBS so everyone thought I was really KEWL.

 

[whisky]

I already know the plot, apparently they have this ship called enteprise or something

 

[Thrusty]

Immediately become a lesbian after i have about a week of alone time in my house

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd go down to the docks and wait for the fleet to come in.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd invite Scarlett over to assault me with a strap-on.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd call up Scarlett, Keira, Anna, Summer etc and say "I've got a great idea for a movie! Some guy called CaptainWacky suggested it..."

 

[whisky]

And in this movie they are all naked, and spend 90 minutes rubbing up against each other?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And yell BIGTIME! whenever they reach climax?

 

[CaptainWacky]

There is that, but also a deeply realised emotional core.