The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Pickle’s fast its goin on
Trickles past and on and on
Tickles last it is the bomb
Pickle’s right and napkin’s wrong
these single line rhymes pass the time sometimes
but if you want to blow my mind best rhyme sublime
Shit so stale it should be a crime n I just dropped a dime
Hunter, hellen keller raps better in pantomime
2 legit 2 quit so fuck this shit
I'm like your ex gf all I do is spit
Nap forgets there's even a joke to get
Pickle dork or hamster I bring the heat daily
Light the sky up like I was the comet named haley
my shit is hotter than the goddess Pele he’s flailing,
Hunters brain train is derailing and failing
Like Jack I went trolling and ended up whaling, ships sailing
Pickle’s fast its goin on
Trickles past and on and on
Tickles last it is the bomb
Pickle’s right and napkin’s wrong
Props to my homie hunter cuz he tries to hang
like dr. suess tryn ta join a gang shit’s deranged
you beat before the starting bell is rang
after the song is sang ya’ll gone a hang
pickles standing tall with a bang
Jollies on my trolleys fuka, clang clang clang
Even steve jack mgee want’s to be me someone
Spiked his OL E with LSD Lay off the crack
Even spack is a dork wannabe yer shittin me
Was I gone so long these fucks are forgettin, g?
You must be on THC lace with PCP if you
Think you can fuck with a hamster MC
Pickle’s fast its goin on
Trickles past and on and on
Tickles last it is the bomb
Pickle’s right and napkin’s wrong
Blackfoot what happen? did I catch ya ass nappin?
Pants around ya ankles just caught that ass crappin
Still dunno who’s nuts that bitchs chin was slappin?
I rock like bombs on Saddam and nukes on Japan
Spreadin all that libel can’t define entrapment
these names you make up, that’s harassment.
1 post on yer board an you wanna start a war
izzat how much the scars on ya ass meant?
Can’t call sum1 who cares with ya last cent
And that’s spent on Shrimp-boy’s shitty investment
You feel this chest dent? That’s relentless
Hatred and persistence, my vengeance is endless
Pickle’s fast its goin on
Trickles past and on and on
Tickles last it is the bomb
Pickle’s right and napkin’s wrong
NOT AN ACTUAL THREAT OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE ™
YO! Pickle Rapz classic!