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In the Summer Time?

Mentalist

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IN THE SUMMER TIME WHEN THE FISHES ARE HERE, WHEN ISCHABITTLE SNEAKS UP AND TICKLES A GAMORREANS EAR, IN THE SUMMER TIME, WE GOT SPAMMING, WE GOT SPAMMING ON OUR MINDS. PULL OUT YOUR DICK AND SEE HOW FAST YOU CAN TYPE FUNNY LORD OF THE RINGS LINESSSS, SUMMER TIME, GEORDI IS BLACK AND ALSO BLIND.

IN THE SUMMER TIME WHEN WACKY IS HERE, LIKE WINTER BEFORE HE DOESN'T DRINK BEER, HE'S A SPAMMING MACHINE HE'S GOT NIKKI, HE'S GOT NIKKI ON HIS MIND. WACKY, BABE, GO OUT AND SMASH GRACE WITH THE MUTHAFUCKING FLAMING SPEAR. IN THE SUMMER TIME WHEN WURZEL GRACE (NICE ARSE) GETS KILLED BY WACKYS FLAMING SPEAR.


IN THE SUMMER TIME WHEN I'M GETTING REALLY STRESSED OUT, WHEN THE BOARD IS FALLING APART AND DUALS ARE FLITTING ABOUT. THERE IS GAGH, THERE IS GAGH, AND HE'S NOT A CRAZY SPROUT. HE'S A SPAMMER AT HEART AND H'ES FUNNIER THAN SEINFELD WITH A CHIN MADE OUT OF BARK. IN THE SUMMER TIME GAGH IS SLAPPING DUALS AROUND IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD, IN THE SUMMER TIME GAGH'S A PYROCLASTIC CLOUD OF COMEDY WRESTLING INSPIRED PASTAMANIAC LINES.


IN THE SUMMER TIME, SBV IS RUNNING WILD, THEN HE DISSAPEARS AND WE ALL WONDER IF HE'S BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO A BABY BUSH BABY CHILD. IN THE SUMMER TIME, WE WONDER ABOUT SBV AND HIS BABY BUSH BABY HANDS EATING STOLEN LIMES GENERALLY JUST COMMITING CRIMES WITH HIS BABY BUSH BABY HANDS RUNNING BLACK MARKET LIMES, IN THE SUMMER TIME LOL WHAT?.




IN THE SUMMER TIME WHEN THE BOARD I SO LAME, THERE IS ALWAYS A POSTER THAT IS ALWAYS ON HIS GAME HIS NAME IS LOKI, HIS NAME IS LOKI AND HE IS TOTALLY INSANE. WELL, NOT REALLY, BUT IT HAPPENED TO RYHME WITH GAME. AND HE LIKES TO SING, AND SHOUT BLING BLING (UNFOUNDED) AND KISS BOIS WITH BANNANA HAMOCK G-STRINGS, IN THE SUMMER TIME THERE IS EGGS THERE IS EGGS ON OUR MINDS. GO ON AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND.



NOW THIS IS THE END OF THE SONG, BECAUSE IF I DON'T STOP THE SONG WILL BE TOO LONG IN THE SUMMER TIME, IN THE SUMMER TIME I SAY THINGS LIKE GLING GLANG GLONG.

BOING ZIPPIDEY LOOpkodsfd holl aa ma niogs.
JIGGA WHAET. WHALING COMMISONS ARE FULL OF SOAPY FOAM BELLY TREES. THE SONG SOEesn'y work at all it doesn't work the rymhim is absymal and its just horrible and i don't know and then one bush baby said hello tho the other one and the other one said hey the shuttlecraft yukon but it wasn't a shutlecraft it was a fuckling rubnabout so the obrien from whispers who didn't really die and was being kept in one of the paradas smelly glands jumped out headbutted molly and ate a bag of boritions for an endormsnesment or something and i don't know then the whole world whet boom shalakalala bland on the door of the urianl trachteonomy incisors on the elf banger. maybe i don't know wombles, they were odd wern't they and deers just walk around and stuff thats london for you mad old hat ion teh cat.
 
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I just read this againd and started laughing and literally couldn't stop for five minutes. I had to run up and do a shite I was laughing so hard. I kept laughing during. I'm still laughing. IN THE SUMMER TIME.
 
I"m so glad you found the thread Wacky. Why didn't it come up in the damn search when i searched for summer time?!!! CONSPIRACY AGAINST SUMMER TIME IMO.
 
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