In This Thread We Shall Create Redneck Haiku!

[Ishcabittle]

Or Chav haiku, whatever floats yer boat.

Me first:

My dog and me sit.
Under the porch, we wait here,
waiting for a bone.

Tuesday is the best,
I can get all of my best
work done, 'cause I'm drunk.

Southern Comfort, wow.
Never have I had such a
wonderful time dead.

Little, little, mouse.
I poke you with my cigar,
poke, poke, poke, poke, poke.
​

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Feel it in my gut
I'm pulling my fingers off
Gonna be weather

My name is Cletus
My sisters name is Cletus
Last name too, Pa says

Tin can tin can BLAM
Tin can tin can tin can BLAM
Tin can tin can BLAM
​

 

[FBI parte due]

Succulent squirrel
Brains streamy and succulent
Good cooked and good raw​

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't know who to do a HAKU.

 

[FBI parte due]

Succulent squirrel
Brains streamy and succulent
Good cooked and good raw​

Hmm... an example of why one should not write haiku late at night.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HAKU AND THE BARBARIAN RULED