in this thread we will gamble as to when William Shatner will...CROAK!

[Henoch]

He is fat as fuck & will most likely keel over dead from an overeating induced stroke at any given moment!

I'm gamblin' towards 04-16-07 as the pronounced dead date!

Coronary Artery disease is eminent IMO!!

he may as well drop dead soon cause nobody likes the fat OLD Shat!

We only luv the TOS era Shat/Kirk. ONLY!!

Hard to believe that fat bloated old prick used to be James T. Kirk!

S_A_D_!!

 

[Gonad]

That's right before his birthday.

 

[headvoid]

He will be kept alive longer than that. Twinkies have a unique preservative nature to them - the same concept as Jam. i.e high sugar content keeps things living longer

 

[Ishcabittle]

Man, for the real flavour treat you need to try deep-fried Twinkies. They're like heroin.

 

[CaptainWacky]

November 2012 with the rest of us.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

November?

I thought December!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

About ten minutes before Malcolm McDowell.

 

[Mentalist]

November?

I thought December!

Yep. December 21'st the Winter Solstice.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I know. My whole life is geared for this event. Wacky's trying to rush me a month early!

 

[Cassie]

I LOVE FAT SHAT, OK?

He will never die, he'll still rule the universe after we all die in 2012.

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012#Apocalyptic_beliefs_about_2012

IT MUST BE TRUE OMG

 

[Cassie]

OMG the anti-christ is gonna ride in on a comet!

 

[CaptainWacky]

MABUS

 

[CaptainWacky]

Still alive, old friend?

 

[jack]

He'll probably be the Metheusela of Star Trak actors.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I follow an account on Twitter called Liza Minnelli Outlives, that posts a tweet after a celebrity dies or some major event happens, and they announce the Liza outlived them/it.

https://twitter.com/LiZaOutlives

 

[jack]

^^ I like that. Also...Lady Gaga and Liza were my favorite Oscar moments.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shatner outlived Henoch's TK membership.