In this thread you will post lame pickup lines

[Mandi]

If you were a bugger, i'd pick you!

 

[Mentalist]

If you thought me funny I might make love to you passionatly, serenade you and drink fine champagne from crystal glasses as we looked out at the glittering lights of the gods own tears.

But since you don't you can settle for a quick shag behind the bike shed.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Was your daddy a thief? 'Cause he shor dun stole the stars from the skies and put 'em in yer eyes.

 

[Ishcabittle]

You're pants are like mirrors. I can see myself in them.

 

[Ishcabittle]

If I had a nickel for every time I've masturbated to your yearbook photo, I'd have like thirty bucks.

*save this one for graduation*

 

[Loktar]

Let's get naked and fuck like rabbits.

 

[Mentalist]

Accept sex with me and you won't be a rape victim! Woo Hoo! Can I get a Hells Yeah!?

 

[Mentalist]

Be unique and different, just say yes.

 

[Mentalist]

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

 

[Mentalist]

I HAVE A BADGER COLLECTION.



Actually I tried that one a few times. Didn't work too well.

 

[Loktar]

Hi I'm Michael Jackson, I'd like to moonwalk all over you.

 

[ThugLuv]

Im lookin 4 treasurr, Can I lok aroun yo chest?

 

[Pin Head]

I'm here to tear your soul apart.

 

[Harkley]

Used this one at Xmas to great avail:

Can I take a picture of you?

(she says why)

So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

*Walks up, unzips pants, unleashes the beast*

She can't really talk much, after that.

 

[Blindgroping]

Hi, My name is, XXXXX, and I like philosophy, psychology and biking. ther was this one time that I ....edited for length of content...Then I just walked out on that filthy Ex.
So? What about you?

Hey! Where'd she go?

 

[Loktar]

You have a piece of lint on your ass, just let me pick it off you with my penis.

 

[Gagh]

Fancy a fuck, big tits?

 

[Loktar]

Fancy a fuck, big tits?

You offering, small dick?

 

[speck]

um, hi.
uh... nevermind.