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In this thread you will post lame pickup lines

Loktar said:
You offering, small dick?
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D'oh!! Just realized Gagh's comment probably wasn't aimed at me. Forgot which thread I was in.
 
Loktar said:
D'oh!! Just realized Gagh's comment probably wasn't aimed at me. Forgot which thread I was in.
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Sorry, honey. I'm attached at the moment. But you'll be the first person I call if it doesn't work out, sugarpie!
 
I had sex with your mother last night. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.
 
(anything said in a Victorian accent)
 
My bed is a double but I'monly one person SO LET'S FUCK IN MY BEd, BITCH.
 
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