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Independence Day

eloisel

eloisel

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Are you planning anything special?

I'm doing what I always do - the parade, a cook out at the park, live performance at the park downtown, then fireworks. Woo Hoo.
 
I'm planning a trip to Texas. Maybe we can meet up. I have 1095 Hershey kisses to give you. Will post my itinerary soon.



(Can you give me pointers, eloisel? I want my story to sound as convincing as your imaginary trip to Glens Falls.)
 
Come on down for a visit.

1st - be sure Jack can find on the internet when your flight leaves whatever airport you leave from to get to an airport to wherever you are going. You'll have to tell him repeatedly because he isn't very bright.

2nd - post everywhere you went and everything you did at the same time. Otherwise, certain posters will focus narrowly on one or two things and never move beyond that.

3rd - get a job and save up some money first because everyone knows you are poor and can't afford a trip that would cost a couple of thousand dollars even if you do it cheaply.

4th - do what you like and don't wait for approval from people who take great pride in being assholes, jerks, trolls, bullies and dickheads. It really doesn't matter if they approve of what you do or believe you.
 
eloisel said:
3rd - get a job and save up some money first because everyone knows you are poor and can't afford a trip that would cost a couple of thousand dollars even if you do it cheaply.
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Well that's a rude thing to say. My Uncle Leo just died and left me a nice sum of money and a deli. Not enough to move out and live on but quite enough for a trip to Texas. See ya soon!
 
For Ell-Oh-Wheeze-Ell it's obviously Independsence Day.

Hope things change for you soon, darling.
 
jack said:
For Ell-Oh-Wheeze-Ell it's obviously Independsence Day.

Hope things change for you soon, darling.
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Considering the many varied spellings of my handle you have been using in your references to me, I can only assume that the reference above is yet another cry for my attention on your part.

However, as you seem to be so often these days, you are wrong again. I spell Independence Day correctly.

Your Freudian fixation with adult diapers is slipping again. Are you sitting there, drooling, with a box of plastic cutlery?
 
Loktar said:
Well that's a rude thing to say. My Uncle Leo just died and left me a nice sum of money and a deli. Not enough to move out and live on but quite enough for a trip to Texas. See ya soon!
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You have my sympathy for the loss of your loved one.

FYI - there are several all you can eat type buffets in the state as well as a few decent budget hotels. Austin and San Antonio are awesome places for tourists. Enjoy your trip.
 
LOL - just because I don't sit around twiddling my twat all day for the amusement of the likes of you does not mean I'm a frigid bitch. It just means I have better taste.
 

Eloisel, all this animosity and unpleasantness is so unnecessary. All you have to do is simply apologise to jack, and we can begin the process of building bridges.

The ball is in your court
 
OnyxOverdrive said:

Eloisel, all this animosity and unpleasantness is so unnecessary. All you have to do is simply apologise to jack, and we can begin the process of building bridges.

The ball is in your court
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VKD,
Why do you think I should apologise to Jack?
 
Jack is not worthy of my friendship. Even if he were to apologise for what he did, and even if I were to accept his apology, Jack and I will never, ever, be friends again.
 
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