Instead of "Celebrity Hi-Jack" Big Brother, they should bring back the Cyrstal Maze

[CaptainWacky]

As a reality tv spectacular. Fucking lock ten people (celebrities or normal people, doesn't really matter) in the Crystal Maze for three weeks and they have to live there and sleep in unused game rooms and shit and fucking fend for themselves and hunt for food in the amazon zone maybe and once a day Richard O'Brien enters the maze and makes them play games and the losers are up for eviction and the winner is decided IN THE CRYSTAL DOME because that would be more accurate than a phone vote anyway, BEST IDEA EVER OR WHAT?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Steve Martin said it best when he said, "I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns."

 

[The Tomtrek]

They should have to play through all four zones each day to get the Crystals, which of course controls how much time they get in the Crystal dome. And then the number of gold tickets they get CONTOLS HOW MUCH FOOD THEY GET AHAHAHAHA.

 

[CaptainWacky]

All the sexy ones should be locked in a room together to see if they have sex while Richard O'Brien plays the harmonica outside.

 

[The Tomtrek]

YES while the theme tune plays on a loop throughout the night.

 

[Cassie]

Can you guys believe they're gonna bring back American Gladiators? I think that's what it's called.. I know it has Gladiators in the title. ANYWAY reality TV all the TIME EVERY DAY THE REST OF FOREVER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hulk Hogan is hosting it.

 

[Cassie]

I wonder if his divorce and Nick's legal troubles will get in the way of that?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nah, he's the Hulkster, he can do anything! Except keep his bitch in line, apparently.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Nah, he's the Hulkster, he can do anything! Except keep his bitch in line, apparently.

And babysit two darn kids! DOOOOOH THEY PUT SHOE POLISH ON THE TELESCOPE AND NOW HE HAS A RING AROUND HIS EYE!!!

 

[Cassie]

Poor Hulkster!

lol he lives in Florida so it's on the news every time he farts.

 

[headvoid]

Celebrities in a cell smearing their own excrement on the walls?

I can sense someone somewhere watching it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's me.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm sure Gladiator, BB and Crystal Maze could be combined in a workable fashion? Of course, none of this could go ahead unless Mumsy was willing to be involved.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I stand by this thread.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They brought back Gladiators, The Krypton Factor and Going for Gold. Crystal Maze must be next!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was apparently only axed because it was too expensive to make. But surely in these MODERN TIMES it can be made for 48 quid.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Maybe when BB finally ends it'll free up some money.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OLD TONY BLAIRS SHOULD BE MADE TO GIVE HIS PENSION BACK TO FUND THE CRYSTAL MAZE