CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The IRA have finally destroyed all their weapons, even their supply of lightsabre, we can confirm. "It's true!" said an excited, ugly Gerry Adams. "We destroyed the lot of them using a huge weapon destroying weapon. Of course, that presents a new problem. We'll now have to construct an even hugeer weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon. And to destroy that, a weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon. That's when it all gets a wee bit complicated!"
"But we have a solution," said that guy who looks a bit like Colm Meaney. "Once we get to a weapon destroying weapong destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon, it'll be so large that it will also destroy the Earth's sun, ending all life as we know it. Then, finally, we'll be able to see that we have no weapons. Well, we would be able to, but we'll all be dead."
Despite this, the Orange Order refused to cancel their march to the Earth's sun. "We absolutely REFUSE to cancel our march, so we do!" said Order spokesman Tom Jones (yes, THE Tom Jones!) "It's a tradition going back ten thousand years, when William of Orange marched to the sun and burned a photo of the pope, or something! We will march to the sun, impending end of the world or not! And even if we die, well, it'll be worth it to see the looks on those Catholic faces, so it will! Mwahahahahahaha!" He then went back to playing 'Paper Mario' on the Nintendo Gamecube.
The world will end when contstruction of the weapon destroying weapong destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon is completed in 2012, just like Mulder said it will. Tony Blair was unavailable for comment. Because we stapled his mouth shut.
"But we have a solution," said that guy who looks a bit like Colm Meaney. "Once we get to a weapon destroying weapong destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon, it'll be so large that it will also destroy the Earth's sun, ending all life as we know it. Then, finally, we'll be able to see that we have no weapons. Well, we would be able to, but we'll all be dead."
Despite this, the Orange Order refused to cancel their march to the Earth's sun. "We absolutely REFUSE to cancel our march, so we do!" said Order spokesman Tom Jones (yes, THE Tom Jones!) "It's a tradition going back ten thousand years, when William of Orange marched to the sun and burned a photo of the pope, or something! We will march to the sun, impending end of the world or not! And even if we die, well, it'll be worth it to see the looks on those Catholic faces, so it will! Mwahahahahahaha!" He then went back to playing 'Paper Mario' on the Nintendo Gamecube.
The world will end when contstruction of the weapon destroying weapong destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon destroying weapon is completed in 2012, just like Mulder said it will. Tony Blair was unavailable for comment. Because we stapled his mouth shut.
