Volpone
Zombie Hunter
OK. I'LL STOP YELLING NOW.
So. There have been a lot of very very good Batman movies. And while Val Kilmer and George Clooney might beg to differ, most actors would say it is hard to go wrong with taking the role. But Dong of Justice is a stinker. I mention this because as I look at its paltry 30% on Rotten Tomatoes, I'm beset by ads for Netflix' critically acclaimed hit series, "Daredevil." This is ironic because Ben Affleck's last superhero movie was, of course, the critically panned turd, "Daredevil" (which still managed 14% higher than "Dong of Justice.")
For those of you old enough to remember the Golden Age of the WorldWide Web--Spock Ate My Balls, the Saga of the Blood Ninja, etc, there used to be (probably still is) a place called Jump the Shark, dedicated to the moment when good TV shows went bad. And when Ted McGinley showed up on the cast (Happy Days, Married With Children, et al) shark jumping had often occurred.
That's all I can write right now. Too much booze.
So. There have been a lot of very very good Batman movies. And while Val Kilmer and George Clooney might beg to differ, most actors would say it is hard to go wrong with taking the role. But Dong of Justice is a stinker. I mention this because as I look at its paltry 30% on Rotten Tomatoes, I'm beset by ads for Netflix' critically acclaimed hit series, "Daredevil." This is ironic because Ben Affleck's last superhero movie was, of course, the critically panned turd, "Daredevil" (which still managed 14% higher than "Dong of Justice.")
For those of you old enough to remember the Golden Age of the WorldWide Web--Spock Ate My Balls, the Saga of the Blood Ninja, etc, there used to be (probably still is) a place called Jump the Shark, dedicated to the moment when good TV shows went bad. And when Ted McGinley showed up on the cast (Happy Days, Married With Children, et al) shark jumping had often occurred.
That's all I can write right now. Too much booze.
