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Is it true that Ugly girls have the best *****

starguard

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Pretty girls always seem to get the most attention. Many of them have been "round the track" as I would say, more times than an Arabian racehorse, and are usually burnt out after the first few laps. Under all that makeup and jewelry lies nothing more than what most would call "Community Leftovers" :eek:

Guys will spend a fortune trying to get their attention, only to find that their "dream babe" was only "so-so" once they get them under the sheets!

Now UGLY girls usually don't have sex that often, mainly because not too many men want it. Most men are too busy chasing the pretty ones. These girls are usually the ones that have crotch lips that fit can squeeze cock as tight as a rubber band around a sunday newspaper, and face lips that could suck a golf ball through a straw is they're aroused enough. Most men dont realsize this, because all they see in a woman is looks!

What do you all think about this! :huh:
 
starguard said:
Pretty girls always seem to get the most attention. Many of them have been "round the track" as I would say, more times than an Arabian racehorse, and are usually burnt out after the first few laps. Under all that makeup and jewelry lies nothing more than what most would call "Community Leftovers" :eek:

Guys will spend a fortune trying to get their attention, only to find that their "dream babe" was only "so-so" once they get them under the sheets!

Now UGLY girls usually don't have sex that often, mainly because not too many men want it. Most men are too busy chasing the pretty ones. These girls are usually the ones that have crotch lips that fit can squeeze cock as tight as a rubber band around a sunday newspaper, and face lips that could suck a golf ball through a straw is they're aroused enough. Most men dont realsize this, because all they see in a woman is looks!

What do you all think about this! :huh:
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I fuck em all... hot, homely, fat,,, I dont care..
 
O RLY?

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Ha! No. I don't think Conchaga and Bad Dog are the same person. I like them both but they are very different people.

No. I made an error. When I posted the above, I thought Conchaga had made the remark. It was the middle of the night. I am old. Meh.
 
The stretch marks don't bother me as much as that face...

It's like Davinchi painted the body, and let Maruis De Sade do teh head!
 
DaVinci painted more homely women. In his time, women who were what we call "full-figured" were the supermodels. Especially in Italy. If they were fair-skinned and plump, that meant that she came from a wealthy family. It also showed that she didn't have to work and she'd provide a nice dowry and a sizeable inheritance from the father when he died.

I miss dowries.

The Marquis DeSade would've painted something like her body.

Goya would've painted the face.
 
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