Is Labor Day the worst holiday ever?

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

End of summer, no Jerry Lewis telethon, what are we supposed to be doing? Personally, I'm drinking.

 

[Cassie]

I'm eating dessert before dinner.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just want to know what happens if you wear white after it? Are you arrested?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Probably arrested in our current culture, yes. I'm scoffing it with a white T-Shirt.

Also, I just saw this.

"Born to Ride Donald Trump" is not the masculine biker motto you think it is, my dude.

 

[Volpone]

No, LIBOR Day is the worst holiday ever. Who on earth celebrates the London Inter-Bank Offering Rate?

 

[Loktar]

End of summer, no Jerry Lewis telethon, what are we supposed to be doing? Personally, I'm drinking.

That's what I did Friday and Saturday night. Plus smoking cigars. Just relaxed Sunday and today. Watching TV and playing on my phone. Getting very little sleep.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This was a watershed moment in pop cultural history back in my youthical days.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO LABOUR DAY UNTIL CORBYN IS THE LEADER.

 

[The Question]

I dropped a megamega doodoo megamega.

 

[Mirah]

I just want to know what happens if you wear white after it? Are you arrested?

I wore a white skirt this morning. It has blue designs on it so it isn't completely white and I'm sure no one saw me to judge me anyway.

 

[Mirah]

Last Labor Day weekend the state of Wasington caught on fire.

This one was definitely better.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wore a white skirt this morning. It has blue designs on it so it isn't completely white and I'm sure no one saw me to judge me anyway.

I've reported you to the proper authorities.