Is Mentalist Really Ryan Stiles?

[Gagh]

DID HE REALLY TEACH COLIN MOCHRIE THE T-REX? WAS IT REALLY HIM WHO SCORED THE ONLY GOAL AGAINST LIVERPOOL IN THE 1995/96 FA CUP FINAL? WAS IT REALLY HIM WHO SWAPPED THE OPTIMUS PRIME FOR THE LEGO FIRE STATION ON NOEL EDMONDS SWAP SHOP? WE NEED TO KNOW BEFORE MARTINA HINGIS EATS ALL THE RICH TEA BISCUITS!

 

[Mentalist]

Well, I stalked Noel Edmonds for a while until I was slapped with that ridiculous restraining order and Ryan is only about half an inch taller than me.

and I stole the Optimus Prime head off of my mates exact toy and kept it for myself when I lost my own.

So pretty close.