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Is that it?

^Like so often, I am completely misunderstood. ~sigh

Gagh, in all those months I have been here, have you ever seen me complain about flooding or spamming?*







*FTR, the reason you can't answer with "yes" is not because you haven't paid attention or couldn't care less. :bailey:
 
Ah, but did I really misunderstand you?

You appear to be missing every Badlander, Ilyanna. What have you done with them?
 
I have no idea if I miss your point here, but...

You think I miss the Cow? No, not really. At least not as long as he acts like a 13-years-old schoolboy. He's capable of better pranks and funnier stuff.
Most of those who hang around these parts of TK are really cool people, so why should I not miss them when they're gone?

My post was simply referring to the one I made in QSF - and don't get me wrong - there are times I do miss your floods, however idiotic they may be. They made me laugh, and since that's the reason I am here, well, I liked them and never understood the annoyance they induced in others.

What have you done with them?
Obviously, I repeatedly had cybersex with each of them (falconarq excluded), sometimes simultaneously, then hid them in one of my subroutines to do unspeakable deeds to them and their avatars and only let them type one or two posts in the Badlands to not arouse suspicion. Conchaga's next, I am still waiting for LC's vouching on his, erm, capabilities.
You, unfortunately, fled before I could figure out a way to get you without using any flirting routines.
:who?me?:
 
HELP ME, I'M TYPING THIS ON A COMPUTER I MADE OUT OF SPOONS AND DEAD RATS IN ILY'S DUNGEON BASEMENT
 
I have no idea if I miss your point here, but...

You think I miss the Cow? No, not really. At least not as long as he acts like a 13-years-old schoolboy. He's capable of better pranks and funnier stuff.
Most of those who hang around these parts of TK are really cool people, so why should I not miss them when they're gone?

My post was simply referring to the one I made in QSF - and don't get me wrong - there are times I do miss your floods, however idiotic they may be. They made me laugh, and since that's the reason I am here, well, I liked them and never understood the annoyance they induced in others.

Obviously, I repeatedly had cybersex with each of them (falconarq excluded), sometimes simultaneously, then hid them in one of my subroutines to do unspeakable deeds to them and their avatars and only let them type one or two posts in the Badlands to not arouse suspicion. Conchaga's next, I am still waiting for LC's vouching on his, erm, capabilities.
You, unfortunately, fled before I could figure out a way to get you without using any flirting routines.
:who?me?:

Not 'missing' as in you are missing them with your heart. Missing, as in they are not here.
 
On my soft couch, under a warm comforter, next to a can of Mean Bean and an ash tray with lit joint.
 
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