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It is almost Pancake Day! Are you so excited?! OMG

Mirah

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Weather permitting I am going to a Fat Tuesday party this week. I said outloud, "Sweet, I will bring pancakes!" and someone said "Rosie is bringing cheese blintzes"
Of course she is. Dammit. Wtf am I going to bring?
I think I will bring bacon!! Gotta have bacon!

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That probably sounded dirtier than it should have, or at least it did in my head. Awww shit, now I've ruined this thread for everyone. Let's talk about syrup, though. Blueberry?
 
Phat Tuesday party was...fun? The Korean BBQ meat was.....okay? Somebody brought lamb, that was fucking delicious. Oh and I found the baby Jesus in the cake, but I wasn't even eating it, I was slicing it for someone else, so what does that mean? He didn't want the baby Jesus on his plate!
 
I am going to eat a pancake a day for lent. Forget giving anything up. I will make 40 pancakes, maybe more and for 40 days and 40 nights I will have a pancake. That sounds pretty spiritual to me.
 
I may have to study more on the idea of pancakes as a decadent CRAZY GO NUTS feast. Because when I think of something I want to eat before giving up meat for 40 days, I think of prime rib, maybe wrapped in bacon and stuffed inside a turkey. Not thin grilled wafers of flour egg and milk.

If someone says "LET'S HAVE ONE LAST BIG FEAST BEFORE WE FAST FOR OVER A MONTH" and they trot out phuqing *pancakes*, I'm gonna kick them in the nuts as hard as I can.
 
From what I remember, I think it wall the lard and sweet stuff and all things used for baking that they were trying to use up. They probably ate all the meat and fat all the days prior.
 
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