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It is not the pie's fault

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Consumer

Elder Statesman
I know...I know...
 
Its that damn Pillsbury doughboy's fault. He doesn't know I saw him raping that muffin.
 
So THAT'S how they get the jam inside the muffin!!!!
 
It is never the pie's fault. It is the coffee's.
 
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It's always the pie's fault.
 
I am not going to click on that link. Those Romans got pretty durn decadent.

But pie is just Pie. It is what it is. It is innocent. It was just made that way. It cannot be blamed.
 
Good idea. I clicked on it and then I grimaced, winced, and involuntarily made several other bodily contortions indicative of a person revulsing.

This is better:

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Okay - it is true. I need to go to bed now because that made me laugh.
 
Why isn't there a YouTube vid of Andie MacDowell singing the Pie Song in the movie "Michael?" That is a great song from a really good movie.
 
You cannot love pie one day and then the next day turn around and hate pie for being so damn good. Are not you the one that asked for one slice ala mode? And then you see others enjoying the same pie from which you tasted.
Should have purchased the whole pie if you were going to be selfish about it.
Next time eat the meat loaf and no dessert because you don't deserve pie.
 
Summer is coming. Soon, chocolate ice box pie will taste so yummy while I'm sitting out on the front porch and admiring the front yard after its been freshly mowed and trimmed.
 
I had no idea Titus Andronicus had a film adaptation. TO THE TORRENT MOBILE
 
Icebox pie? Do people still have iceboxes? Does the Iceman yet cometh, yea verifly AND SHEEYOT?!
 
I don't know if there is still someone out there with a working ice box but they still sell chocolate icebox pie at the store - yum, yum, yum. Have you never had a piece of icebox pie?

You can get some chocolate icebox pie inside Mammy's Cupboard -
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Or, you can kind of follow this lady's recipe for making chocoalte icebox pie.
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Add more chocolate to the pudding filling, don't use marshmallows in the pie filling, and make enough filling to fill the pie up to the rim, then use cream whipped stiff with sprinkles of chocolate on top and let the pie set up before slicing and serving. And, it needs to be cold.

Or, you can find it ready made at the store in the freezer case.
 
The pie should not have been in the window that fucking pie.
 
How can the pie complain about being fucking pie?
What is it? Bitch pie?
Srsly wtf who wants to eat bitch pie?
Not me.
 
Go to hell you bitch pie! Go to hell!
 
At least the pie is not green vegetable juice. Green vegetable juice starts cults. And stupid dances. Stupid dances with stupid songs. Stupid songs that get stuck in your head.
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Also, no sane man would ever accept a handjob from a chick who can move her hand that fuckin' fast.
 
The Saint said:
Also, no sane man would ever accept a handjob from a chick who can move her hand that fuckin' fast.
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You're kidding right? That's like the perfect speed. Watch it again. It's not stupid fast, it's just right.
 
He put the drink in his pants.
 
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