It will never be January 13th 2019

[CaptainWacky]

2019
that's...a lot
that's the future
right
but
where are the flying cars
and the robots
and the world peace

so really
even if the calendar says it is
it really will never be January 13th 2019
not like it was supposed to be

 

[CaptainWacky]

(go)

 

[Cassie]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[The Question]

Pfsh, that already came and went like 8 years ago.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do they still sell "Slim Jims" now that he's dead?

 

[The Question]

^^Yes, they do, and now they're made from his rotting flesh.

It's an improvement.

 

[Loktar]

Snap into it, snap into a He's dead, Jim.

 

[Cassie]

Now when you bite into a slim jim a dragon with his head swoops down on you.

 

[Charlemagne]

Slim Jims are for those who want to be the Cream of the Crop.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do they still sell "Wolverine Snacks" after Chris Benoit killed everyone?

 

[CaptainWacky]

oh it was yesterday

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WE MADE IT!

Make sure you pick a weekday next time lol.

 

[The Question]

It will never be Friday, June 12th, 1874.

 

[Cassie]

AT FIRST I WAS AFRAID I WAS PETRIFIED... we've survived another January apocalypse.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If January 13th is a weekday I will.