Its a Conspiracy!

[I Love Cunt]

They are after me!
Those damn ghosts!
and I am sure the TK Admins have something to do with it.
They entrap me into a corner, then put a red bow on me and
force me to play as a female.
Especially those damn pink and red ghosts-they are the worst!
Always following me around!
What do they have against me anyway?
Racists!

 

[Gagh]

THE CONSPIRACY IS UNRAVELING DOWN IN ACAPULCO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

MISS PACMAN WAS THE FIRST FEMALE VIDEOGAME CHARACTER AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A VAGINA.