It's always week fucking 8

[CaptainWacky]

BB5 it was Victor
BB6 it was Science
BB7 it was Nikki
BB8 it was, err, Charley
BB9 it was Puke

Okay, those last two were good. But now we're back to the best housemate going in week 8 with Noirin certain to be evicted by the woman-hating mob. And even fucking Marcus, as insane as he is, is a much better housemate than Lisa, David, Hira and all those other wombats.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, BB, FIX THE VOTE, GET SOMEONE ELSE UP TOO

 

[Fuddlemiff]

All they need is for Lisa to talk about noms between puffing on her fags.

BB: Lisa, in the garden earlier today you said; "nominations".

Lisa: Yeah?

BB: Lisa, the discussion of nominations is strictly against the rules of Big Brother.

Lisa: WTF?! NAH, I AIN'T AVIN IT, BIG BROOVA! YOU CAN SUCK MY COCK!

BB: Lisa, if don't smoke a cigarette between the time you leave the diary room until midnight tonight then you will not go up for eviction. Do you understand?

Lisa: Ah, that's it, I'M FOOKED!

 

[CaptainWacky]

They SHOULD, yes, but I think lines are being opened as we post.