It's my motherfucking birthday!

[Conchaga]

Now get on your knees and service me!

 

[Gagh]

Happy birthday you big pile of shit, IMHO!

 

[Volpone]

Happy fucking birthday, you motherfucking...shit. I don't know anybody here well enough for a good birthday thread.

 

[EnglishRose]

I will not get on my knees, but I will wish you a happy birthday

 

[I Love Cunt]

I have been on my knees
just for you
as you please
I'm on my knees

Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday

 

[Loktar]

Happy Birthday!

 

[FBI parte due]

ِAuguri, coglione.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Happy Birthday, Greg! I've been flamed enough to set your cake afire

 

[Conchaga]

ِAuguri, coglione.

Grazie! Altre tanto!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I understood that. Still in Italy?

 

[Conchaga]

No, but I just celebrated the holidays with my girlfriend's Italian family. Does that count?

 

[Conchaga]

Now, where'd I stash that weed?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Not at my house.

 

[Conchaga]

That's not what Motley told me.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

He lied.

 

[Cacophony]

I hope you have a wonderful birthday

Or had. Since it's 12 minutes to midnight.

 

[J&L Massacres]

Accept my fucking friend request on xbox live you asshole

 

[curiousa2z]

sorry it's late - wasn't around yesterday

BUON COMPLEANNO BELLO

:smooch:

 

[eloisel]

Happy Belated Birthday.

 

[Conchaga]

Accept my fucking friend request on xbox live you asshole

Done.