Or if you're not ready for that yet, let's just have pie.
Yeah. Let's have pie.
Yeah. Let's have pie.
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It's time for you all to hail me as your lord and master.
- Thread starter The Question
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Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
I just want a 20-sided die. And fuzzy dice. Everything else will be divided up evenly between TQ, Menty, and space bats.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
If you can simplify Quick Reply again, you've got my vote.
Make my pie pumpkin please.
Make my pie pumpkin please.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Next Hambil change: You have to be hopping to post. YES IT'S SATIRE LOL.
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
LORD, I SHALL DO THY BIDDING AND MAKE PIE.
^^Is that Johnny 5's grampaw in your avatar there?
EnglishRose
addle barn
All hail our lord and master
*leaves assorted pies and backs away*
*leaves assorted pies and backs away*
LOL! No, no, we all get pie! (That'll be my first mandate as... uh... Grand High Whatever. We all have a good time. We'll have a good time during peace, and if people wanna mess with us or start a war, well... we'll have a good time with that, too.) 
EnglishRose
addle barn
Pie for all - cool - you are indeed a great lord and master
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
make mine pumpkin too!
Yep -- we'll call it the Empire Of Chill. Our primary national industries will be tourism and midget import/export, and people will come from all over the world to sample our pie and dwarf hookers.