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Ivana Trump

She's done nothing other than mention a book she's writing to Davina and Stephanie. Mind you, that was only through about 4 minutes screen time.

Her Botoxed top lip can be used by small children as a proxy bouncy castle.
 
(I don't know if she really got fat. Wiat, is that fat? Would be for a girl, right? I don'tk now. YOU AND YOUR MEASURMENT SYSTMEs.)
 
She turned out not to be a bitch (well, sometimes when around Stephanie) and not argumentative either. She was quite likable, really and I liked her "poopy poopy" song she sang to her dog. But still, should have went instead of Sisqo that time.
 
I liked how she'd call her feet "my footsies".

"I don't know if my footsies will fit in these shoesies!"
 
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