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I've Been Boring

Gonad

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
Thanks for calling me back here, Love Child. Online I've mostly been hanging out at Something Awful, it was funny because on one occasion I started posting and got pegged as a troll pretty quickly and banned but I wasn't trolling I think they just hated my writing style.

IRL my life has been great, nothing to write home about but solid and stable. Two kids, steady work.

In my head sometimes I get really depressed and went through a very rough patch in 21/22 but that has also stabilized.



I've been watching a lot of Star Trek, which is awesome. Right now I am watching all the Star Trek episodes in alphabetical order by the last letter in the title, and ranking them. I already watched thu alphabetical by the first letter of the title. After this I'll watch them in numerical order by dd-mm-yyy. Each watch thru takes/will take about 5 years. Because I only watch when I'm folding laundry or freezer cooking. The ranking can be complicated so I'm using a +/- system where each episode is compared to the one I watched immediately before and immediately after. The better episode gets a + and the worse episode gets a - so each episode will ultimately have either a ++, +-. -+, or --. After three iterations of this I'll have the episodes in one of a number of tiers:

++++++(6 pluses)
+-++++(5 pluses any order)
etc etc

And then I will have a smaller, more manageable group of episodes I can actually rank best to worst.

Of course, since these ranks are all comparative, the different tiers (6 pluses down to 6 minuses) will operate on a bell curve with tails that overlap the tails in the other tiers, but I'll work on those later. First step is to get the amount of stuff into more manageably-sized groupings (tiers).

I like Lower Decks okay but it generally doesn't hold up to legit Star Trek episodes which means it will probably mostly populate the lower tiers.
 
Oh, right, and I also got into (as in, took an interest in) the golden age of porn and I've been buying pornos from Vinegar Syndrome, but I can't buy too many more because I don't really know where to hide them from the kids. Got hooked on Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls, it was my gateway drug.
 
Was it the Star Trek or the porn that made you question. Golden age porn is really funny. At the end of Adventures of Casanova 2 the government confiscates the cologne that makes everyone horny and uses it to end the cold war and they use stock Soviet footage.

It wasn't either alone, it was the wombo combo that had me questioning the last 19years :yoohoo:
 
Thanks for calling me back here, Love Child. Online I've mostly been hanging out at Something Awful, it was funny because on one occasion I started posting and got pegged as a troll pretty quickly and banned but I wasn't trolling I think they just hated my writing style.

IRL my life has been great, nothing to write home about but solid and stable. Two kids, steady work.

In my head sometimes I get really depressed and went through a very rough patch in 21/22 but that has also stabilized.



I've been watching a lot of Star Trek, which is awesome. Right now I am watching all the Star Trek episodes in alphabetical order by the last letter in the title, and ranking them. I already watched thu alphabetical by the first letter of the title. After this I'll watch them in numerical order by dd-mm-yyy. Each watch thru takes/will take about 5 years. Because I only watch when I'm folding laundry or freezer cooking. The ranking can be complicated so I'm using a +/- system where each episode is compared to the one I watched immediately before and immediately after. The better episode gets a + and the worse episode gets a - so each episode will ultimately have either a ++, +-. -+, or --. After three iterations of this I'll have the episodes in one of a number of tiers:

++++++(6 pluses)
+-++++(5 pluses any order)
etc etc

And then I will have a smaller, more manageable group of episodes I can actually rank best to worst.

Of course, since these ranks are all comparative, the different tiers (6 pluses down to 6 minuses) will operate on a bell curve with tails that overlap the tails in the other tiers, but I'll work on those later. First step is to get the amount of stuff into more manageably-sized groupings (tiers).

I like Lower Decks okay but it generally doesn't hold up to legit Star Trek episodes which means it will probably mostly populate the lower tiers.

I am going to go back to posting as Mirah.

I am so glad you came back to say hi. I wouldn't call your life boring. It sounds wonderful!
 
I can't say that I have an exciting life either. I never remarried. I'm not dating. (Tho I tried during Covid strangely so) I live in the Cascades with conservatives on one side and hippies on the other. For entertainment I kayak or hike or snowshoe in the winter.
This spring a small group of us have started a garden. I look forward to tending to that and pray for no fires this year.
 
Boring IS wonderful. Get up, have breakfast, fuck off on the computer, go for a walk with my dog, have lunch, take a nap, have another walk with my dog, putter around the house with little projects, exercise, have dinner, watch the local news and Jeopardy! and whatever documentary is on after. Play some solitaire, maybe Sudoku, look at some memes and other stuff on the Internet, maybe read a little, and go to bed. Ideal.
 
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