I've got a confession to make (OkCupid)

[Grandtheftcow]

I'm a member of a dating site LOL.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=grandtheftcow

Oh man this is awesome! I can get easily get laid if I wanted to and I get to make smartass comments in members blogs.

A blog post from member fiatluxx.

Creepy guys NEVER get the girl. NEVER. So stop being creepy! This includes: whining about your ex constantly when you broke up over 5 years ago, wearing fangs for the hell of it, having a display picture where you are holding a knife or some other weapon, signing an email to someone you don't know with "love". I hope that people will comment on this and add things to the list!

My comment.

Want... want to get into my van? *pant *pant It's over there behind the McDonald's beside the hobo's living space. What? Whats under the trench coat? Why nothing, nothing at all. You want to meet my family? They're in the van too you know. All my friends are in the van, always in the van.

From firecove's blog. Note that I think the username is referring to her vagina.

Did you know that you can send a woo to the same person everyday? I was just thinking that I haven't received any woo's lately...and then I realized that I have my setting on 'unwooable'. That's no fun, now is it?

I just like reading that it's uncanny. That makes me smile every time.

A Woo is essentially a "OMG ur sooo fukin hawt I'd fuck my monitor right now!?!?!?!" karma hit.

Whats a Woo even mean anyway? Is it just a "OMG ur hawt!!!!!" or just meant to be a general positive comment?

i wonder what would happen if i woo'd another straight dude

OMG some apparently straight guy just sent me a woo!?!?! What's up with that?

hahaha....you're getting more action from the guys than I am!

I believe that getting a woo from someone who is the same sex as you is akin to checking a Michael Moore book out of a library. The lists you are now on number 'some'.

A lot more to come.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Will Anna get jealous?

 

[dogbert]

That must be as fun as when I was at that dating advice board.

 

[missmanners]

coconut perfume?

:meh:
mm

 

[Dr Dave]

heh

 

[Grandtheftcow]

From bloodypunkster's blog. She's got ATTITUDE!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

the next fucker who offers to take me out to dinner will have his balls handed to him. got that?

i'm not really interested..at this very moment. i just moved here. give me time to breathe. and its not really that i don't want to date. just my mind is wondering in all different directions. i'm starting to question myself and my worth. and sure that leaves you open to leave some sort of sappy meaningful phrase for your own self gain. so, spare me.

if you want to talk. then, by all means, lets talk. but i'm not leaving this house until i'm good and damn well ready. there..

How about lunch? Hey where'd my balls go?

Casscass03's blog. This might be a suicide note but it's not like I'm telling her to kill herself anyway.

i give up... on it all. fuck this. i have to get away from this, i have to get away from myself.

i just need to start over, start it all over.

"Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate" - Anonymous

Giving up is for giver upers.

Pretty much nonsense eh? Well someone cracked the code.

don't listen to him, chocolate causes the same feeling as love, it is love. And besides, life is too good to be worried about being IN love. Instead, think about what you love in life: chocolate, music, friends, musical chocolate friends. You can make it! You're worth making it! And I'm sure that you can do whatever you want/need without someone else messing up your life for you. That job is taken!

LOL wut?

creepyjen.

i....................i did..........i did this just.................i did this just to......i did this just to take.....i did this just to take up.......i did this just to take up space!!!!!!! god im soooo freakin bored i could fall asleep just sitting here tapping away at this keyboard, BLAH! doesnt anyone have anything interesting to talk about?

Whats the awesomest topic out there? Mints.

That's talk about mints. Mints are characterized by their minty flavour. Mints are typically round or oval in shape. Hard mints are hard. Soft mints are soft. Also candy canes are not mints even if they are minty in flavour. I hope you have enjoyed this wonderful presentation put together by Miss. Smiths kindergarten class.

 

[Tyrant]

Why are you a fake admin, GTC?

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=84499

 

[Denny Crane]

I WANNA JOIN AND RAISE SOME FUCK HELL!!

FUCK NIGGERS!

ACK!

:kitty:

 

[I Love Cunt]

Lol! I love where it shows the people that you are like! Or who are "similar" to you. WTF?!

 

[Lord Foil1212]

"It seems as if I am coming off as a wife beater"

 

[Tamar_Garish]

coconut perfume?

:meh:
mm

I actually wear that, too. :lol: