Ive got a good mind to Buy this for my Sister in Law

[starguard]

This would make a GREAT Christmas gift for her

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[Homo Erectus]

you're really tired of being married aren't you?

 

[eloisel]

I want one too. Send me the money and I'll buy it!
Thanks so much.

 

[jack]

:::vibrates:::

 

[Consumer]

I've been thinking of re-engineering the "Sybian". Works great (I've witnessed the results) but sounds like an outboard motor.

Just a little materials engineering, some Isolators, and orgasmic bliss without the thought in the back of her mind that she's fucking a jet engine.

I will be rich.

 

[eloisel]

Make it where it will send birthday and Christmas cards, too, and you'll never have to worry about money again!

 

[Consumer]

Mmm...a cheep PC and a cell modem. Every time it's used it sends you an E-card.

"Hope your cum was Great!"

Add a scheduling program for those special occasions.

"It's your Birthday, and I can't wait to give you something to smile about".

Part of the purchase price goes into a little co-marketing deal with FTD, that way you get flowers AND a printed out card.

"From your faithful machine
Who is never mean
and gives YOU the 'hummer'".

Yeah...we can do this.

Thanks Eloisel, I'll send you one of the prototypes for free!

 

[jack]

I've been thinking of re-engineering the "Sybian". Works great (I've witnessed the results) but sounds like an outboard motor.

Just a little materials engineering, some Isolators, and orgasmic bliss without the thought in the back of her mind that she's fucking a jet engine.

I will be rich.

You're a fucking idiot. I've figured out the noise factor.

 

[Consumer]

You're a fucking idiot. I've figured out the noise factor.

Ok, then why aren't you marketing it?

(and I haven't taken one apart so I don't know what I'd do yet)

 

[I Love Cunt]

Stargard has a good mind? And no one questioned that? You are all idiots!

 

[I Love Cunt]

P.S. I don't mind a little background noise when I am in the midst of orgasm. In fact, I prefer it.

 

[I Love Cunt]

But don't worry, you'll still be able to hear me moaning and screaming.

 

[Consumer]

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Larger than life, sharper than a knife,
Ever ready for the time,
Slick and smooth I'm bound to improve your mood,
And make you feel fine,
Reach for me, I'm ready and how
I'm really starting to buzz,
Your feeling comes, I'm starting to hum,
I can do it like nothing else does,

You're never alone when I'm around
You can always rely on me,
I'm a friend, my love won't bend,
And that I can guarantee,
Straight and true and all for you,
I'm so eager to please,
Stick with me and I'll keep you free,
From any nasty disease,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart

Check my heart before you start,
I don't wanna blow no fuse,
New battery, is that for me?
That's something I could really use,
Power surge I get the urge,
To do my legendary thing,
The stars in your eyes don't tell no lies,
I know your bells are starting to ring,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart

Vibrator! Vibrator!

Wasn't that good, now wasn't that nice?
Now see we get along real fine,
I knew I was the boy for you,
When you came for the second time,
Clean me up, put me away,
You know you need the rest,
I'll be here when next you need me,
I've never ever failed the test,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart
I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
I'm a Vibrator,
And I'll never ever break your heart