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Jack, dearest, you suck

I just don't bother to read most of what he posts. I just like that I can post once and he'll be busy for hours, days, weeks, years flipping out, switching personas, drinking, wearing out the needle on his broken record while I'm out in the world having a marvelous life. He knew I was cruel when he met me but he fell in love with me anyway.
 
eloisel said:
I just don't bother to read most of what he posts. I just like that I can post once and he'll be busy for hours, days, weeks, years flipping out, switching personas, drinking, wearing out the needle on his broken record while I'm out in the world having a marvelous life. He knew I was cruel when he met me but he fell in love with me anyway.
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trying to convince everyone else that your life is so marvelous .... sounds like you're really trying to convince yourself
 
Soul kisses? Sounds interesting. Toll pisses. Them I know. You'd probably piss in the bucket to weigh it down to let you pass on the turn pike. Yeah. i know about the games people play.
 
When I quit smoking back in 2008 Jack promised to give me a soul kiss for every day I didn't smoke. I've not smoked since the end of April 2008. When Jack started clawing his way up Gear's butt and being an ass to me I gave the accumulated soul kisses Jack owed me - about 3 years worth - to Gear. Don't know if Gear ever collected. I was all over New York, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Pennsylvania, and Connecticut back in May. I considered saying hello to Jack in person while I was up that way but my travel buddy and I never did get close enough to Vermont to make the attempt. Don't know if I'll ever make it up that way again. Jack still owes me a ton of soul kisses. I need to think of somebody good to give them to who will actually collect on them.
 
VKD-OO, poopsie, today I had lunch with two friends and then had dinner with eight other friends at a local venue with a great live band. Tomorrow, after temple, I'll have social time with about 15 other friends and then go to the movies with the newish boyfriend and a few other friends, afterwards we are going out to dinner. What did you do beside hang around here writing to me or about me? Be honest. Nothing. The thing is, no matter what the situation is with my life, you suck. However, the good news is, just like Jack, there will be some people out there that especially like you because you do.
 
eloisel said:
VKD-OO, poopsie, today I had lunch with two friends and then had dinner with eight other friends at a local venue with a great live band. Tomorrow, after temple, I'll have social time with about 15 other friends and then go to the movies with the newish boyfriend and a few other friends, afterwards we are going out to dinner. What did you do beside hang around here writing to me or about me? Be honest. Nothing. The thing is, no matter what the situation is with my life, you suck. However, the good news is, just like Jack, there will be some people out there that especially like you because you do.
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have you ever been diagnosed with passive-aggressive disorder?
 
eloisel said:
When I quit smoking back in 2008 Jack promised to give me a soul kiss for every day I didn't smoke. I've not smoked since the end of April 2008. When Jack started clawing his way up Gear's butt and being an ass to me I gave the accumulated soul kisses Jack owed me - about 3 years worth - to Gear. Don't know if Gear ever collected. I was all over New York, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Pennsylvania, and Connecticut back in May. I considered saying hello to Jack in person while I was up that way but my travel buddy and I never did get close enough to Vermont to make the attempt. Don't know if I'll ever make it up that way again. Jack still owes me a ton of soul kisses. I need to think of somebody good to give them to who will actually collect on them.
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the mythical Glens Falls trip? Didn't that 'happen' two years ago. You keep changing your story
 
OnyxOverdrive said:
the mythical Glens Falls trip? Didn't that 'happen' two years ago. You keep changing your story
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It isn't changing my story. People can travel more than once. Well, maybe you can't, but I and a lot of other people can.
What are you going to do when I'm aboard a cruise ship and won't pay the fee to get online to check on what you will be writing about me?
In addition to the cute cat pictures, I like flowers - uncut. Yellow roses, buttercups, daffodils, sunflowers, daisies, trumpets, ivy, golden hostas, vincas in a variety of colors, purple iris, bluebonnets, indian paintbrushes, African violets ... fairly standard varieties.
 
eloisel said:
It isn't changing my story. People can travel more than once. Well, maybe you can't, but I and a lot of other people can.
What are you going to do when I'm aboard a cruise ship and won't pay the fee to get online to check on what you will be writing about me?
In addition to the cute cat pictures, I like flowers - uncut. Yellow roses, buttercups, daffodils, sunflowers, daisies, trumpets, ivy, golden hostas, vincas in a variety of colors, purple iris, bluebonnets, indian paintbrushes, African violets ... fairly standard varieties.
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Quite the whackjob you've become, PP.
 
Too bad I can't edit that.

Anyway, you know I'm teasing you. I think you have the best sense of humor on this board.
 
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