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Jack, dearest

eloisel

eloisel

Forever Empress E
I'd look at those threads except
a) I'm about to get ready and go meet some friends in Dallas to spend an enjoyable day together, in person, laughing, talking, enjoying each others' company,
b) I can see that they are more of your dedication threads to me and I've already seen so many of those and know you've used up your trick there,
c) You really are like the contents of a junk drawer consisting of things like component cables, a vcr tape rewinder, aged rubber bands that pop when trying to use them, rusty nails, leftovers from assemblies of miscellaneous small items that I didn't know what to do with then and definitely don't know what to do with now. It is past time to chunk you darling.
d) I knew the truth of you at the beginning of the Pewter Wars.
e) There is no e.
 
Junk drawers -- we all have them. We never seem to empty the drawers because we tell ourselves that the minute we chuck all that memory junk out, we'll need it. It's a lie we tell ourselves. We can dump with a clear conscience because if we haven't needed any of that junk in one year's time, we won't ever need it in the next 30 years. It's good to start over fresh. That dedicated junk drawer is just a tar baby.

You're right, there never is an (e).
 
Hi Wheezie, how was your day in Dallas? Based on where you live, it took the entire time you were gone just to drive there and back.

How's that gastric sleeve feeling?
 
As usual, Jack, your conclusions are not based on evidence or reason.
I live about half an hour from Dallas, less than 45 minutes from my house to the Havana Cafe in the Casa Linda area where I met up with 14 friends for lunch. We met up at 1 and left there between 4:30 and 5. Afterwards I drove to a local mall where I sat in a bookstore Starbucks for a little bit waiting for another friend to come up and join me to see the movie Wolverine. After the movie, I stopped by to see my drum circle friends for about 20 minutes, saw a couple of people I haven't seen since the winter before last. After that I went to the grocery store where I ran into a neighbor. We visited some in the store aisle. Now I'm home and finishing up some laundry.

Last night I went to a concert with another friend. Others were supposed to come but it was just too hot for them. It was okay. My friend and I had a good time.

Looks like you've spent a lot of time the last couple of days on this message board devoted to me. Hope you enjoyed yourself as much as I have.

I'm off to temple in the morning followed by coffee social time then I'm having dinner with another couple of friends tomorrow evening.

I'm blessed.
 
please post names and contact details of these 14 friends. and links to their facebook pages, so I can verify this story

thnxs
 
Please post names and contacts of 7 people who can verify you are a separate person from Jack and that you even have friends.
 
now....

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jack said:
I honestly don't remember them at all. Probably important to Weasel though.
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I think the pewter war was different from the JLDOG war. But she may have them confused in her fevered brain.

Of course we all know that The Karmageddon[SUP]tm[/SUP] was the ultimate karma war. never beaten, never bettered.... :painkiller:
 
The Pewter Wars were when you and Messenger challenged me to a chess game. You were Messenger's sidekick. The old Jack was supposed to be my champion. There was recruitment. I had more players. Messenger's opening gambit was lame, lame, lame, lame. When I shared how he'd be checkmated in three, he bowed out of the game. Jack made a remark that my Pewter Queen avatar looked pregnant. I said that the war had been boring and the queen had to do something entertaining. There had been a supply of Pool Boys and Half Naked Men in those days.
 
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