I'm not talking about you, corn nuts. Nobody talked about you while you were gone, that's my point. You weren't missed. Nobody cared. No, I'm talking to you. Of course, I realize you're too simple-minded to pick up on the difference. You were simple-minded enough to support a Commie hypocrite, after all, so obviously that whole thinking thing is outside your wheelhouse.
Go do some shit your empty, pointy little head suits you for; make another Travelocity commercial. Oh, and while you're at it, throw yourself down a flight of stairs, you drooling mongoloid picklesniffer.