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Jack!!!!!!

IB_YS

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I wanted to start a thread for you, just in case you forget to check the thread you started for me!! I"m so glad I found you! How are you doing? It's been two years!!! Anyway, how's life? Why are you not at the gutters, anymore? I came back to look for you and you weren't there and I was sort of pissed, but then people were posting about how you're really there, but under a different name. I didn't believe it, because I knew you would be excited to see me again and would have told me so. Did you miss me? Did you wonder why I left? Well, I will tell you. I left because sometimes when you were mean to me, I wanted to rip your dick off and other times, it really made me hot for you. And I just couldn't take the emotional rollercoaster, anymore. So, I logged off one day and never went back. Until a few weeks ago. But I found you, so now all is well again!! Yayyyyyyyy!!


Yours truly,

Imbeautiful_yousuck


Toodles~
 
You were a House creation, as I recall, correct? You still like French Press...right?
 
I am so impressed you remember my name!! It's Jennifer. Why would you even suggest Jefferson? And no I was not a house creation(what the hell is that, anyway?) I just came around when my friend Wendy was there. She was being abused, so I joined to give you guys a piece of my mind. And I succeeded! You guys knew to bow down to me! I'm so happy I found you!!! Remember that time we both felt strong feelings for one another, and I said something really mean to you and you threatened to sue me? I knew you were just pulling my leg, but it hurt, Jack, because I loved you.


Toodles~
 
I think you have me confused with someone or something else. Rememeber that pic of you and Jabba The Hut dancing in that club? Everyone thought it was real!!! They didn't know about my mad photoshop skillz back then. Fuck me, even you were fooled!

Good Times!
 
Well, then you have to go bacl to when you could post pics in the Gutters :::laughing:::

Good times!
 
jack said:
Or is it, Jefferson...I forget.

Actually, it's neither Jennifer nor Jefferson, Vap....it's just you again, wearing your frilly little blouse.

Watching your tranny act never gets old, (okay, maybe it's just a LITTLE bit old).
 
See Jack???! I told you they all think I'm you and you're me! SOmetimes it pisses me off, because I want to be seen for who I am, but then I think it's funny how stupid they are and so sure of themselves that they look like the biggest idiots!!!


Toodles~
 
I'd like to make it clear for the record, that I don't give a fucking shit about any of this.
 
I feel like poor jack was out with the guys and then his whacked girlfriend showed up and made a laughingstock out of him. :D
 
How is my infatuation with Jack "gay"??? Why is Jack hiding from me, anyway? Jack, stop fucking around and come out and play with me, dammit!!!


Toodles~
 
IB_YS said:
How is my infatuation with Jack "gay"??? Why is Jack hiding from me, anyway? Jack, stop fucking around and come out and play with me, dammit!!!

It's only gay if you think a sixty year old gnome pretending to be a gal while palming his meat is gay.
 
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