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James Cameron dedicates rest of life to Avatar

I liked Avatar at the time. It was a new experience. I've not watched it since and I'm not particularly interested in what happened next. I'm especially not interested in what happened next to Sam Worthington.
 
I couldn't pick Sam Worthington out of a line-up. The first one made so much money because of the amazing 3D (I assume it was amazing, I didn't see it until later) so surely those four(!) sequels are going to need some similarly amazing gimmick. Maybe it'll be all holograms?
 
I believe to watch the next film you wear an all over body suit and it continually wanks you off while showing images of hippies storming tax havens and oil rich barons homes looting and returning the wealth to the Indians.

The sequel after that you are given real tits.

It's just what I've heard.
 
Avatar was a C level movie, and I have no plans to see any more of them. I just can't see wasting the money on a movie ticket (which are not cheap) on them.
 
I believe to watch the next film you wear an all over body suit and it continually wanks you off while showing images of hippies storming tax havens and oil rich barons homes looting and returning the wealth to the Indians.

The sequel after that you are given real tits.

It's just what I've heard.

I bet Dan Brown would have something to say about the subliminal messages encoded within this experience.
 
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