Jamie Bell is...The Thing!?

[CaptainWacky]

The fuck?

http://variety.com/2014/film/news/miles-teller-kate-mara-fantastic-four-1201099921/

And yeah there's a black Johnny Storm but fuck he's actually closer to comic Johnny Storm than Jamie Bell(!?) is to The Thing. And who's that ugly looking weirdo playing Reed?

Kate Mara is a step up from Jessica Alba at least.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Jamie Bell's transformation into the thing will at least be a bit more interesting and dramatic than an already portly slap head. Shame he'll be covered in makeup/cgi tho.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Looks like k.d.lang is playing Reed? *shudder*

 

[whisky]

The race thing is such a none starter, I don't know why people are getting so upset about it.

Is it such a hard concept to grasp that a brother and sister can still have the same last name, but be different colours?

One dad, two mums, its not rocket science!

But yeah, Billy Elliot as the 2nd strongest Marvel good guy after the Hulk?

Fuck that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's not even Jewish!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I would pay money to see Jamie Bell's Thing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Daddy needs to get his rocks off.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ahahahahahaha...

“He’s Victor Domashev, not Victor Von Doom in our story. And I’m sure I’ll be sent to jail for telling you that. The Doom in ours—I’m a programmer. Very anti-social programmer. And on blogging sites I’m 'Doom.'"

...ahahahahaha.

 

[whisky]

Either this is misdirection, or this will suck donkey balls.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Reed: Why are you doing this, Doom?
Doom: Actually it's about ethics in games journalsim...